Where Do I Sign?

Noel Gallagher has come up with possibly the most compelling argument to vote Labour. Ever.

"Another reason to vote Labour is if you f**king don't and the Conservatives get in Phil Collins is threatening to come back and live here. And let's face it, none of us want that."

I'd also vote for any party that promises not to allow Phil Collins through our sacrosanct borders.


Hmmm, you have a point.